Shaquille O'Neal is utterly bewildered to discover he's the new spokesperson for DivaCup, even comparing it to a 'condom for girls.' At least he's not mad about the $2 million, and hey, it's not as gross as Papa John's.

<p>HEATH, TX—Admitting that he had no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal, NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal told reporters Tuesday that even he was surprised to learn he was the new spokesman for DivaCup. “Really don’t remember signing up for this one—I remember Icy Hot, the General, JCPenney, and Muscle Milk, but not [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/even-shaq-surprised-to-learn-hes-the-new-spokesman-for-divacup/">Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesma...