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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-18

Tech Giant Unveils Data Center: Housed Entirely Within Teddy Roosevelt's Mustache!

In a monumental feat of engineering (and facial hair management), the government has tucked a massive data center into Teddy Roosevelt's upper lip. America's data is finally safe, and stylishly so.

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