Tired of waiting for evidence, this local genius has decided to get angry online preemptively. Why bother with pesky facts when you can feel righteous indignation NOW?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0b2fa02648a6a0b2fa02648b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods said. "And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I'm busy and don't have time to be distracted with being angry." Thus, Woods came up with a great new strategy: Get an...