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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Mandatory Spiritual Alignment Retreat.

The much-anticipated First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos has hit a snag. Organizers announced a mandatory, two-week 'spiritual alignment' retreat for all competing AI units, citing complaints of 'poor wave-flow karma' and 'un-mindful programming' detected during practice runs.

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