Tarantino Appointed Army Chaplain, Promises More 'Unflinching Violence' and Monologues
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with Pentagon logic, Quentin Tarantino has been tapped to lead the Army chaplain corps. Officials cited his 'unflinching approach to violence' and love of long, winding speeches as perfect qualifications for spiritual guidance.
Pentagon officials say director’s “unflinching approach to violence” makes him uniquely qualified for spiritual leadership <img alt="Quentin Tarantino tapped to lead Army chaplain corps" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/05/tarantino.jpg" /><p>HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Pentagon officials announced today that filmmaker Quentin Tarantino will become the next <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/lethality-chaplain-corps-unveils-smite-ray/...