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humor The Onion 2026-05-18

FBI Chief's Pearl Harbor Snorkel Trip Deemed 'Business,' Not a Vacation

An FBI director's snorkeling tour around the USS Arizona Memorial has been officially classified as 'business,' not leisure. Apparently, dropping iPhones full of state secrets necessitates a closer look at sunken battleships.

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