An FBI director's snorkeling tour around the USS Arizona Memorial has been officially classified as 'business,' not leisure. Apparently, dropping iPhones full of state secrets necessitates a closer look at sunken battleships.

<p>Emails revealed that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” excursion around the sunken Pearl Harbor battleship USS Arizona during an official trip to Hawaii last year, with the agency emphasizing that the outing was not meant as a vacation. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/kash-patel-goes-snorkeling-at-pearl-harbor-memorial/">Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>...