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humor The Onion 2026-05-18

Financial Gurus Advise Investing Tax Refunds in Your Dream Sandwich

Forget stocks and bonds, financial experts now recommend using your tax return to fund your ultimate sandwich. Apparently, setting aside that refund could lead to a glorious future panini or a multi-layered club, provided you don't blow it all on chips.


<p>NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers earmark a portion of their return from the IRS for funding their dream sandwich. “Rather than spend that money right away, what would happen if you set it aside as an investment in the sandwich of [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-putting-tax-return-toward-dream-sandwich/">Financial Experts Recommend...

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