Forget winning, the UK has mastered the art of consistently crashing and burning at Eurovision. Their guide to failure includes abysmal songs, anti-sex policies, and embracing geopolitical pariah status.

WANT to barely scrape last place at Eurovision year after year with entries that genuinely make you ashamed? Learn from the country that has perfected the art. <p><strong>WANT to barely scrape last place at Eurovision year after year with entries that genuinely make you ashamed? Learn from the country that has perfected the art:</strong></p> <p><strong>Choose an abysmal song</strong></p> <p>The key to winning Eurovision is, surprisingly, entering a song that is fun to listen to. Difficult becaus...