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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-18

B-Boy's Groove Has Officially Colonized His Organs; Deee-Lite Denies Responsibility.

A legendary b-boy claims his lifelong dedication to 'the groove' has spread from his heart to his kidneys and lymph nodes, blaming Deee-Lite for the musical infestation. His former manager suggests he might just have contracted herpes from a hostel, which honestly, feels more plausible.

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