A legendary b-boy claims his lifelong dedication to 'the groove' has spread from his heart to his kidneys and lymph nodes, blaming Deee-Lite for the musical infestation. His former manager suggests he might just have contracted herpes from a hostel, which honestly, feels more plausible.

<p>DISCO, Wisc. — Renowned b-boy and breakdancer Derrick Emu stunned Deee-Lite fans by revealing the groove he contracted during his time with... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/pop/aging-b-boy-has-groove-in-the-heart-kidneys-lymphatic-system/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/pop/aging-b-boy-has-groove-in-the-heart-kidneys-lymphatic-system/">Aging B-Boy Has Groove in the Heart, Kidneys, Lymp...