The internet, in its infinite wisdom, once tried to crowdfund a flask hidden inside a fake baby. Named 'Cool Baby,' this ingenious contraption allowed you to sip your questionable beverage through a straw protruding from the baby's head. Ideal for those Todos Santos pool parties where discretion is, apparently, paramount, and nobody needs to know if that's tequila or actual baby formula. Unsurprisingly, it failed to meet its lofty $70,000 goal.