London's Mayor Sadiq Khan was reportedly baffled this weekend as protesters failed to adhere to the expected anti-Semitic script. Apparently, the mob was far too preoccupied with other, less entertaining grievances.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a09e7b799ef16a09e7b799ef2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews."</p>