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humor De Speld 2026-05-17

Unsatisfying Porn: A Triumph for the Truly Unimpressed Viewer!

In a groundbreaking development, porn where no one climaxes is hailed as a victory for the 'neutral viewer'. Apparently, some folks just love watching people… well, *almost* do it, for the sheer athleticism and suspense. It's porno, but with the thrilling possibility of absolutely nothing happening!

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