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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-17

Stephen Miller Gets Organ Card at DMV, Apparently Needs a Spleen?

In a move that's both shocking and, frankly, terrifying, Stephen Miller has become the first to snag an 'organ recipient card' from the California DMV. He apparently camped out overnight, eyeing the unhoused for 'market opportunities' and leaving DMV staff utterly bewildered by his intense organ procurement stare.


<p>SACRAMENTO, Calif. β€” California Department of Motor Vehicles announced their new opt-in program alongside organ donation, with Stephen Miller being the first... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/stephen-miller-first-to-receive-dmvs-organ-recipient-card/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/stephen-miller-first-to-receive-dmvs-organ-recipient-card/">Stephen Miller First to Receive DMV’s Organ Recip...

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