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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-17

Ebola Arrives in Britain: Blame Labour's Open Borders, Says Expert Frog!

According to an expert, Labour's immigration policies are so lax, they're practically inviting Ebola to take a scenic boat tour to Britain. Apparently, the only thing more contagious than a virus is a bad political idea.


<p>BUNDIGBAYO - Uganda - Labour's open-door mass immigration policies will bring Ebola to Britain.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66778-experts-illegal-boat-crossings-to-bring-ebola-to-britain-thanks-to-labour.html">EXPERTS: Illegal Boat Crossings to Bring Ebola to Britain Thanks to Labour</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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