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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-05-17

Pay $1,790 for a Bag That Looks Like a Hefty Sack

Balenciaga, proving once again that true luxury is making people pay a fortune to look like they're carrying yesterday's garbage. This "trash pouch," retailing for around Β£1,200 (that's about $1,790 USD, for the uninitiated), will undoubtedly be spotted at the organic farmer's market, clutched by an expat deeply committed to ironic poverty chic.

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