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humor The Onion 2026-05-16

Commencement Speaker Battles Incomprehensible Fog of E-Cigarette Breath

Graduation ceremonies just got a whole lot more 'atmospheric' as a commencement speaker bravely delivered their address, seemingly lost within an impenetrable cloud of vape smoke. Attendees likely spent more time trying to see the podium than absorb any pearls of wisdom.


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