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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-16

Man's 'SeXXX' Playlist Rebranded 'TIME TO MASTURBATE' - A True Love Story.

A 39-year-old pet store employee, Chris Weir, has hilariously updated his 2011 'SeXXX PLaYLiST' to 'TIME TO MASTURBATE', acknowledging his realistic dating prospects. He's now enjoying the sweet sounds of early 2010s indie vibes, but for one... and only one.


<p>Fans of Chris Weir&#8217;s Spotify profile were in for quite the shock when Chris&#8217; long-dormant sex playlist, “SeXXX PLaYLiST”, was officially retitled... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/heartbreaking-mans-sex-playlist-officially-becomes-masturbation-playlist/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/heartbreaking-mans-sex-playlist-officially-becomes-masturbation-playlist/">Heartbreaking! Man...

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