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humor De Speld 2026-05-16

Football News Broadcast: VI Shouts Updates at Unplugged Fans!

Voetbal International, in a bid to reach the smartphone-less masses, will now dispatch editors to literally yell football scores at people's doors. Apparently, 86-year-old ladies in Woerden are just dying to be woken by the latest Ajax sponsorship news.

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