Baja's Energetic Dust Bunny Remover
For those spiritually 'attuned' expats whose chakras are undoubtedly clogged with kale smoothie residue and bad decisions, this Aura Cleansing Kit is a must. Wave your ethically-sourced palo santo, clutch your selenite, and pretend your over-privileged auras are sparkling. Just don't ask it to cleanse your credit card statement.