In a move that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one, Disney has paid $7 billion for the rights to 'Robot Jox.' Next up: a musical adaptation where Optimus Prime learns to sing 'It's a Small World.'

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a076cd9999d46a076cd9999d5.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BURBANK, CA — In a surprise movie, The Walt Disney Company announced that it had acquired the rights to the 1990 film Robot Jox in a massive $7 billion deal.</p>