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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-15

Disney Buys 'Robot Jox' For $7 Billion: Giant Robots Meet Mickey Mouse's Charm.

In a move that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one, Disney has paid $7 billion for the rights to 'Robot Jox.' Next up: a musical adaptation where Optimus Prime learns to sing 'It's a Small World.'

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