Lakewood Church has decided that 'Holy Rollers' just wasn't cutting it, so they're rebranding as DraftKings Arena. Apparently, salvation is now available with a 10-point spread, and tithing has been replaced by vigs.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a076bfd4a9826a076bfd4a983.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOUSTON, TX — Lakewood Church officially announced that it would be changing its name to DraftKings Arena as part of a lucrative new branding deal.</p>