In a groundbreaking study, scientists discovered that most men believe their irresistible charm could tame even the grumpiest grizzly, proving that overconfidence is indeed a powerful aphrodisiac. Park rangers are reportedly updating their dating profiles.

<p>DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/">Study: Most Men Belie...