Kyle Stephens is still on his quest for the perfect kitchen lighting, needing a mere 17 more excursions to Home Depot. One has to admire his dedication, or perhaps his profound inability to read a light bulb package.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a076359132036a07635913204.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>FORT BEND, IN — After picking up a new pack of bulbs for the kitchen light fixture, local man Kyle Stephens was just 17 more trips to Home Depot away from having the correct light bulbs.</p>