Utah Town Bans Dancing, Embraces Sodomy with Open Arms (Literally)
A small Utah town's mayor, fiercely protective of its pious residents, has outlawed dancing to prevent worldly temptations. However, he's surprisingly progressive about sodomy, encouraging all forms of non-procreative acts, as long as you don't try to get them dancing.
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