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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-15

Canadian PM Clarifies 'Buy Canadian' Also Means Selling Off Public Assets

Prime Minister Mark Carney has helpfully clarified that 'Buy Canadian' now includes purchasing national public assets like ports and airports. Apparently, the best way to support the economy is to sell it off piece by piece.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced that “Buy Canadian” policies now means Canadians can now support the country’s economy by purchasing local public assets like ports, airports, and crown lands. “When we tell people to ‘Buy Canadian,’ we mean all of it,” Carney told reporters while nailing down a ‘FOR SALE’ sign on [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/carney-clarifies-buy-canadian-also-means-public-assets/" rel="nofollow">Carney clarifie...

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