In a move that mirrors reality, The New York Times has updated its slogan to "All the news that's fit to print plus any rumor, no matter how implausible." They're just calling it like they see it, folks.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a07528ed55a26a07528ed55a3.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country's most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting to trying times by changing its longtime slogan to "All the news that's fit to print plus any rumor, no matter how implausible."</p>