In a move that has absolutely everyone scratching their heads, the CIA reportedly raided itself this week. Clearly, they're really committed to the whole 'intelligence' thing, perhaps even to the point of surveilling their own coffee breaks.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0743166e7b96a0743166e7ba.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelligence Agency had carried out a surprise raid of the Central Intelligence Agency.</p>