Disappointed hockey enthusiasts received full refunds after the ice remained remarkably free of flying pucks and fists. Apparently, 'just hockey' isn't enough for some fans who were hoping for a bit more ice-skating-induced mayhem.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a074776cbebf6a074776cbec0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out during the game.</p>