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humor The Onion 2026-05-15

Neanderthals Early Adopters of Dentistry; Modern Humans Still Debating Flossing

Forget the wheel, Neanderthals were apparently drilling cavities 59,000 years ago, proving they were more advanced than your average caveman. Meanwhile, we're still arguing if that extra brushing is *really* necessary, especially when there are paintings to do.


<p>A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with it appearing as though someone drilled out a cavity. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/study-finds-neanderthals-performed-dentistry/">Study Finds Neanderthals Performed Dentistry</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russi...

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