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humor Duffel Blog 2026-05-15

Pentagon Debuts 'Hotness' Score, Promotes Fairness in Female Troop Evaluations.

In a move officials claim will standardize long-standing evaluation criteria, the Pentagon has introduced a 1-to-10 'hotness' score for female troops. Apparently, physical fitness and job performance were just too pedestrian for modern warfare.

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