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humor Duffel Blog 2026-05-15

Pentagon Debuts 'Hotness' Score, Promotes Fairness in Female Troop Evaluations.

In a move officials claim will standardize long-standing evaluation criteria, the Pentagon has introduced a 1-to-10 'hotness' score for female troops. Apparently, physical fitness and job performance were just too pedestrian for modern warfare.


Officials say new metric will standardize long-standing evaluation criteria <img alt="Pentagon adds &apos;hotness&apos; score to female troops&#x2019; performance reports" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/04/female-promotion.jpg" /><p>THE PENTAGON &#x2014; The <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-military-dependents-jody/" rel="noreferrer">Department of Defense</a> has introduced a new evaluation metric for female service memb...

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