Aaron Petrov, 75, met his untimely end at a murder mystery party, which, frankly, is the most fitting way to go. The real mystery, of course, is whether anyone at the party even noticed he was gone.

<p>Aaron Petrov, 75, died suddenly Saturday at a very confusing murder mystery party.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/aaron-petrov/">Aaron Petrov</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Aaron Petrov, 75, died suddenly Saturday at a very confusing murder mystery party.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/aaron-petrov/">Aaron Petrov</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p>