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humor The Onion 2026-05-15

Friends Agree World's Bleak, Each Picturing Entirely Different Catastrophe.

A group of friends earnestly agreed that things are dire and something must be done, blissfully unaware they were each silently contemplating a unique global or economic apocalypse. Apparently, shared doom is best achieved through shared ignorance.

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