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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-15

Men Blame Celebrities for Unreasonable Pressure to Resemble Humans

Apparently, impossibly attractive celebrities are causing men undue stress, forcing them to consider basic grooming like not sniffing floor-found shirts. One man, overwhelmed by the sudden urge for cleanliness, discovered skidmarks on his boxers and is now seeking urgent psychiatric help, or perhaps just a new pair.


IMAGES of attractive, stylish celebrities in the media are putting unreasonable pressure on men to make the effort to look half-decent. <p><strong>IMAGES of attractive, stylish celebrities in the media are putting unreasonable pressure on men to make the effort to look half-decent.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Actors like Timothรฉe Chalamet and Ryan Gosling who are both physically fit and well-groomed are being blamed for new patterns of dysfunctional behaviour in men, such as ...

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