Apparently, someone in China forgot to tell Donald Trump that fortune cookies aren't supposed to reveal his impending jail time and Epstein secrets. He's now demanding fortune cookies that flatter his ego, because reality is just *so* inconvenient.

<p>Donald Trump received some honest feedback via a fortune cookie yesterday, at a special banquet held in his honour in China. Trump appeared taken aback by the bluntness of the message, and quickly opened another cookie, which read “You are a criminal and you will die in jail”. A third cookie read “The Epstein files [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/">Trump Opens Brutally Honest Fortune Coo...