In a stunning display of linguistic prowess, Prime Minister Keir Starmer confessed he's utterly baffled by his own moniker. Experts suggest this might be why his approval ratings are lower than a snake's belly in a ditch.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0624c9dc08f6a0624c9dc090.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — Prime Minister Keir Starmer, amidst calls for his immediate resignation, sheepishly admitted to having no idea how to pronounce his own name.</p>