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humor The Onion 2026-05-14

Trump Prioritizes Not-Iran-Having-Nukes Over Your Ramen Budget

Apparently, the only thing less important than your dwindling bank account to President Trump is Iran getting nukes. He's too busy making America great again, one economic crisis at a time.


<p>President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed โ€œnot even a little bit,โ€ insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-americans-economic-pain-not-a-consideration-in-iran-negotiations/">Trump: Americansโ€™ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations</a> appeared first on <a href="h...

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