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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-14

Conservative Too Tired to Even Hate Thomas Massie Anymore

Political exhaustion has hit an all-time low, with one conservative admitting they're too drained to form an opinion on Thomas Massie. Frankly, we can relate. Politics is exhausting, even for a toad.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0614d300c396a0614d300c3a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOUSTON, TX β€” Local conservative Brady Jones admitted to friends this week that he was just too tired of political drama to have an opinion about whatever is going on with Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie.</p>

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