In a groundbreaking fiscal move, Prime Minister Mark Carney has decided to scrap Canada's entire environment to balance the books. Apparently, trees and clean air are just too expensive.

<p>EDMONTON &#8211; In addition to his announcement lowering industrial carbon pricing specifically just for Alberta, Prime Minister Mark Carney has unveiled a plan to eliminate all of Canada&#8217;s environment in order to balance the nation&#8217;s finances. At a press conference with Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, Prime Minister Carney outlined his plan to remove all of [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/carney-announces-environment-to-be-eliminated-as-co...