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humor El Deforma 2026-05-14

Soccer Team's 'Spy' Tactics Secure Premier League Promotion (and a Ton of Cash!)

Southampton is accused of deploying a spy with binoculars to scout their rival's training, a move they claim swayed the match and secured their promotion to the Premier League. Apparently, $270 million is worth a little bit of sneaky reconnaissance, because who needs actual strategy when you have a man with a spyglass?


METICHEMENTE CIERTO <h2 style="text-align: center;">Hasta les mandaron detectives</h2> <p>Cancha fisgona.- Un equipo de fútbol está siendo <a href="https://www.jornada.com.mx/noticia/2026/05/13/deportes/entre-acusaciones-de-espionaje-southampton-esta-a-un-paso-de-volver-a-la-premier-league" rel="noopener" target="_blank">acusado</a> de espiar a su rival para poder vencerlo en el decisivo encuentro que ambos sostendrían, y por increíble que parezca, no sucedió en México.</p> <p>Eso fue lo que ocu...

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