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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-14

Eurovision: Where Politics and Spangled Outfits Collide

Apparently, Eurovision is a political minefield, not a song contest. Contestants are struggling to keep politics out, with suggestions ranging from abandoning nationality to drunken fistfights over Norwegian 'nul points'.


THE Eurovision Song Contest is a safe space away from any political leanings, which is why Ukraine beat Sam Ryder in 2022. How will you keep it that way? <p><strong>THE Eurovision Song Contest is a safe space away from any political leanings, which is why Ukraine beat Sam Ryder in 2022. How will you keep it that way?Β </strong></p> <p><strong>Carrie Ryan, eyebrow threader:</strong> β€œBy abandoning nationalism, letting all flags and ethnicities fade into the background and treating every act as the...

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