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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-14

Woman Avoids One-Night Stands By Keeping Man For Eight Months

She's too classy for a one-night stand, so this woman has opted for an eight-month-long 'will they, won't they' charade, proving that a slow, drawn-out emotional drain is far more sophisticated than a quick fling.


A 26-YEAR-OLD woman who prides herself on not having one-night stands has instead unnecessarily kept one in her life for two-thirds of a year. <p><strong>A 26-YEAR-OLD woman who prides herself on not having one-night stands has instead unnecessarily kept one in her life for two-thirds of a year.Β </strong></p> <p>Sophie Rodriguez values herself too much to give sex away cheaply so, after an initial night with Josh Gardner, has subsequently pretended they are in a relationship to justify it.</p> <...

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