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humor The Onion 2026-05-14

Couple Ties The Knot, Extending One Partner's Losing Streak

Tara Knox and Sean Blackwell have entered into a civil union, marking a new chapter for Blackwell's impressive dating record of 3 wins and 14 losses. Here's hoping this union is a statistical anomaly.

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