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humor The Onion 2026-05-14

JD Vance: 'My Beliefs Haven't Evolved, I've Just Gotten Better At Ignoring Them'

In a satirical interview, JD Vance claims his Catholic faith is compatible with Christian nationalism, equating it to a discussion with his 'property.' He also suggests a successful immigration policy means 'no people living in America.'


<p>Thanks to his swift rise from first-term Ohio senator to next-in-line for the presidency, JD Vance is thought by many to represent the vanguard of the Republican Party. The Onion sat down with the vice president to discuss his views on faith, the Trump administration’s goals, and his future ambitions. The Onion: Mr. Vice President, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-jd-vance/">The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JD Vance</a> appeared f...

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