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humor The Onion 2026-05-14

JD Vance: 'My Beliefs Haven't Evolved, I've Just Gotten Better At Ignoring Them'

In a satirical interview, JD Vance claims his Catholic faith is compatible with Christian nationalism, equating it to a discussion with his 'property.' He also suggests a successful immigration policy means 'no people living in America.'

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