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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-14

Couple Goes Mortgage-Free at 25 by 'Sacrificing' Fancy Lattes and Asking Daddy for Rent Money.

Two young adults brilliantly achieved homeownership at 25 by embracing radical sacrifices like skipping avocado toast and having their parents pay off their credit card debt. Forget avocado toast, the real secret is apparently a trust fund and a dad who's a hedge fund manager.


LAUREN Hewitt and Josh Hudson have just bought a house outright aged 25. Can you work out the clever way they did it besides trivial money 'hacks'? <p><strong>LAUREN Hewitt and Josh Hudson have just bought a house outright aged 25. Can you work out the clever way they did it besides trivial money &#8216;hacks&#8217;?</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">&#8216;Getting on the property ladder is easy if you do one thing: stop your wasteful spending. Because not eating 70p avocados is de...

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