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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-14

Women's Inner Monologue During Cunnilingus: A Hilarious Journey

While some men bravely attempt the art of cunnilingus, women's minds often wander to ceiling repairs, existential crises, or whether they're playing the right part in a bizarre sexual game show. It seems the only thing truly expanding is the woman's to-do list.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">BLESS him for trying, but cunnilingus can drag on with no end in sight. Here is what's running through a woman’s mind when the dreaded erotic situation occurs.</span> <p><strong>BLESS him for trying, but cunnilingus can drag on with no end in sight. Here is what&#8217;s running through a woman’s mind when the dreaded erotic situation occurs.</strong></p> <p><b>‘Oh no’</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Triggered by the slide down the body with a smug look ...

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