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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-14

Woman's Delight: 23 Glorious Days Between Winter's Chill and Wildfire's Fury!

A local woman is *thrilled* to announce her excitement for the brief, precious window of 'tolerable' weather before winter's icy grip loosens and the wildfires decide to throw their annual inferno party. She plans to savor those 23 glorious days, likely from the safety of her fireproof bunker.


<p>GRAND PRAIRIE &#8211; With spring finally underway, 34-year-old resident Inna Bondaruk reports she is looking forward to enjoying the approximately 23 days of tolerable weather between the end of a harsh, unforgiving winter and the start of terrifying, uncontrollable wildfires.ย  โ€œItโ€™s just so nice to go outside and take a deep breath that doesnโ€™t freeze [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-woman-looking-forward-to-23-days-between-harsh-winter-and-uncon...

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