In a groundbreaking move, Sports Illustrated will now feature its swimsuit edition without the inconvenient presence of models, allowing readers to fully appreciate the fabric technology. Apparently, human bodies were just getting in the way of the bikinis.

<p>NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated announced Wednesday that it would be removing all the distracting models from the magazine’s swimsuit edition. “It has come to our attention that the buxom women we usually feature in our swimsuit issues have been inadvertently [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/sports-illustrated-removes-distracting-models-from-swimsuit-edition/">‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes ...