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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-13

Mayor Bass Warns of Dangerous Rhetoric to LA's Not-Yet-Stabbed Residents.

In a city where survival is apparently measured by your hobo-stabbing avoidance skills, Mayor Bass has bravely declared Spencer Pratt's words as 'dangerous.' Just imagine the horror if his rhetoric somehow led to *more* creative ways to meet one's maker.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a04cc7c6411d6a04cc7c6411e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA β€” Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving Angelenos who hadn't been stabbed to death by a hobo that his rhetoric was dangerous.</p>

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