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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-13

Mayor Bass Warns of Dangerous Rhetoric to LA's Not-Yet-Stabbed Residents.

In a city where survival is apparently measured by your hobo-stabbing avoidance skills, Mayor Bass has bravely declared Spencer Pratt's words as 'dangerous.' Just imagine the horror if his rhetoric somehow led to *more* creative ways to meet one's maker.

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