Apparently, the allure of inflatable dick crowns was too much for one father, who experienced a rather *moist* moment in Spencer's Gifts. His khaki pants became an instant modern art piece, proving that some dads just can't handle novelty shops.

When it comes to finding new ways to ruin trips to the mall, Dad’s no slouch.  There was the time he made the manager of&#8230; <p dir="ltr">When it comes to finding new ways to ruin trips to the mall, Dad’s no slouch. </p> <p dir="ltr">There was the time he made the manager of Auntie Anne’s cry because the salt on his jumbo pretzel wasn’t “evenly distributed.” </p> <p dir="ltr">There was the time he tackled an 11-year-old boy in Hot Topic because he thought he saw him shoplifting a pair of <em>...