Christopher Nolan, a man whose casting choices often defy logic, has decided the face of ancient beauty is none other than Steve Buscemi. Prepare for a Trojan War where the most compelling strategy might be ducking.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a04bf4c2a7226a04bf4c2a723.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as "too far", director Christopher Nolan has cast actor Steve Buscemi as Helen of Troy.</p>